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[Sluger]

http://www.gk24.pl/apps/pbcs.dll/article?A...BRZEG/384606363

waszka g na wakacjach

To nie on...
Waszka zakłada kominarę jak idzie na robotę, a tam nie ma nic o kominiarkach

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[PietereQ]

Having chosen English as the preffered language in the EU, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibiblity study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.

European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult. For example: cough, plough, here, hear, bow, bough, through and thorough.

What is clearly needed is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies. The program would be administered by a committee of top level staff chosen by the participating nations.

In the first year, for example, the committee might suggest using "s" instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. The hard "c" could then be replased by "k" sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. This would not only klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters and keyboards kould be made with one less letter, a signifikant saving.

In the sekond year, bekause of growing enthusiasm, it will be announsed that the troublesome "ph" would henseforth be written "f". This would make words like "fotograf" twenty persent shorter in print.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kann be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters whish have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

We would al agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful. Therefor, we kould drip thes and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend.

By this timeit would be four years sins the skem began and peopl would be resepti to steps sush as replasing "th" by "z". Perhaps zen ze funktion of "W" kould be taken on by "v" vitsh is, after al, half a "w".

Finaly, zu unesesary "o" kuld be dropd from words kontaining "ou". Similar arguments vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Kontinuing zis proses yer aftr yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl riten stil. Aftr tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls or dificultis and evrion vud fin it ezi tu understan esh ozer. Ze drems of ze EU vud finali kum tru.

[rallyfan]

Konon robi robote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrANBb_oa5o...re=channel_page

I drugi! Będzie kontaktował sie z prezydentem RP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHNBuRD-uyk&NR=1

Mnie rozwaliło to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq4YRsfmN-A


"...bo wszędzie sie dzieje sie,
i w sądach i wszędzie,
dzieje sie, nie wiadomo co sie dzieje,
sie dzieje sie,
i w policji nie wiadomo co sie dzieje sie..."

[kosiniak]

To nie on...
Waszka zakłada kominarę jak idzie na robotę, a tam nie ma nic o kominiarkach

ale to nie byla planowana akcja, to spontan rzeklbym.........

[Maxim555]

ale to dopiero pozniej... najpierw trzeba zaczac od nawiercen malych otworków na koncach pekniec

i wyszlifowania rowka, żeby nanieść odrobinkę siliconu

[RESPECT]

Prezent dla partnerki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PlJEeiovtw...feature=related

[rallyfan]

Czasem na bezwypadkowe fajne rodzyny można znależc.Ciekawa toyota wg opisu miała kiedys uszkodzony bo od strony pasażera
http://www.otomoto.pl/index.php?sect=show&id=C8673392
gośc jednak zapomniał napisać że pływała też w rzece (zdiecia z aukcji tego auta w USA, link do tematu http://bezwypadkowe.net/f556/scion-tc-janki-17026/ )

[hz10]

to sie nazywa polski tuning cz 175 z silnikiem 1.3 łada samara lpg!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auniIlD_4SI...feature=related

[Marlon]

[ODINN]

kurde... nie ta strona mocy. a moze....?

[kamil.k]

to sie nazywa polski tuning cz 175 z silnikiem 1.3 łada samara lpg!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auniIlD_4SI...feature=related

chce zobaczy jego następny projekt bo ten jest masakra

[!markos]

[sokol22]

chce zobaczy jego następny projekt bo ten jest masakra

u mnie we wsi byl moze jeszcze jest niewiem taki magik co do WSKi wsadzil silnik od trabanta + tylnie kolo od malucha to byl dopier harley i nie mial butli od LPG a zeby nie robic offtopu

[ODINN]

policja zabierze nielegalne DZI - PI - ESY

http://tech.wp.pl/kat,1009789,title,Policj...ml?ticaid=187d5

hy....

[Erhabe]

http://www.idg.pl/news/348218/Policja.niep...nfiskujemy.html

Podobno wystarczy w jakimkolwiek hexedytorze zmienic nazwe na kogo mapa jest zarejestowana

[mariuszmax]

policja zabierze nielegalne DZI - PI - ESY

http://tech.wp.pl/kat,1009789,title,Policj...ml?ticaid=187d5

hy....

do Auto Mapy jest cos takiego jak AMlic kliknij

[artix]

Imie - Chuja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIcRY228LCI...feature=related

[hwojtek]

Podobno wystarczy w jakimkolwiek hexedytorze zmienic nazwe na kogo mapa jest zarejestowana

Toć to tak kretyński pomysł z tym sprawdzaniem, że szczęka opada, nie można od szwagra pożyczyć?

[artix]

Having chosen English as the preffered language in the EU, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibiblity study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.

European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult. For example: cough, plough, here, hear, bow, bough, through and thorough.

What is clearly needed is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies. The program would be administered by a committee of top level staff chosen by the participating nations.

In the first year, for example, the committee might suggest using "s" instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. The hard "c" could then be replased by "k" sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. This would not only klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters and keyboards kould be made with one less letter, a signifikant saving.

In the sekond year, bekause of growing enthusiasm, it will be announsed that the troublesome "ph" would henseforth be written "f". This would make words like "fotograf" twenty persent shorter in print.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kann be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters whish have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

We would al agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful. Therefor, we kould drip thes and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend.

By this timeit would be four years sins the skem began and peopl would be resepti to steps sush as replasing "th" by "z". Perhaps zen ze funktion of "W" kould be taken on by "v" vitsh is, after al, half a "w".

Finaly, zu unesesary "o" kuld be dropd from words kontaining "ou". Similar arguments vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Kontinuing zis proses yer aftr yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl riten stil. Aftr tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls or dificultis and evrion vud fin it ezi tu understan esh ozer. Ze drems of ze EU vud finali kum tru.

Hahaha, dobre dobre

ale po co im tyle lat , wystarczy ze zatrudnia kogos z polski a on im bedzie pisal angielski po polsku i bedzie orajt

[artix]

A jak jest dzis z antyradarami w PL , mam na mysli te stare ktore kladlo sie na podszybiu i ostrzegaly o suszarkach ?

Wpadlem na suszare za Poznaniem (wracajac do szwecji)i z 300zl skonczylo sie na 80 w popielniczce radiowozu.
Nie popieram tego typu regulowania spraw z drogowka i chyba mial bym czystrze sumienie majac anty radar
a nizeli dal w lape !
Bylo by to takie lepsze zlo w moim mniemaniu